baby maker, bratwurst, cock, dick, dong, dork, fire hose, hodge, hose, Jimmy, Johnson, John Thomas, joystick, knob, lingam, little bob, little elvis, longfellow, manhood, member, one-eyed monster, one-eyed snake, package, packet, pecker, peepee, peter, phallus, prick, rod, roundhead, sausage, schlong, schwanz, thumper, tool, trouser snake, wang, weener, weenie, willy, and yingyang.
minime, porker, porpoise, custard cannon, pencil, stem, ankle-spanker, davey crockett, ding dong, engine cranker, fishing rod, gigglestick, hairy hot dog, hanging johnny, heat-seeking-moisture-missile, hose, kidney cracker, love whistle, muttin' dagger, old blind bob, one-eyed trouser trout, pork sword, purple headed warrior, tallywhacker, tube steak, uncle dick, banana, cucumber, and whacker.
love muscle, glow stick, popsicle, rocket, tree branch, egg roll, freeze pop, clarinet, weiner, pig in a blanket, pogo stick, joy stick, lollipop, twinkie, stick shift, twizzler, pickle, and telephone pole.
anyone got any to add? let's make an official DICKtionary.